3. D.E.B.S. (2004)

Any guy who’s ever fantasized about chicks in schoolgirl outfits already knows about the financial bomb that was D.E.B.S. Playing professionally trained spies, the hot-ass quartet of Meagan Good, Sara Foster, Devon Aoki, and Jill Ritchie tote guns while showing tons of cleavage and leg in private-school-like skirts, high white socks, and partially buttoned button-ups. Foster even has a steamy love affair with the film’s villain, played by the also hot Jordana Brewster.

Enjoyable in a campy way, D.E.B.S. is ultimately an unfair tease; as we watch this uneven comedy, it’s impossible to not wish the director would just accept the fact that the jokes aren’t funny and the wardrobe is just distracting and simply turn the production into some kind of fetishist schoolgirl porn. Set in an all-ladies academy, of course.