14. THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2 (2008)

Why choose The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2 over the first one? It’s simple, really: In the sequel, the characters are in college, not high school. Legalities, baby!

Admittedly, we’ve never actually seen either movie; A, because we’re not 14-year-old girls, and, B, because we’re well aware that the whole “traveling pants” thing is just a clever title ploy. At no point in either one do stars Blake Lively, Alexis Biedel, America Ferrera, and Amber Tamblyn do the no-pants dance, or even the tops-off tango. If they did, perhaps we’d tap into our feminine sides and get to know their characters. It’s never too late for a third, more aggressive movie.