22. Earl, Toe Jam & Earl (1991)

Before there was Fat Joe, there was Fat Earl, the orange alien blob/rapper who sidekicked ToeJam in Sega's 1991 Genesis title. Sure, he's been superseded by Earl Sweatshirt as our favorite rapping Earl, but the hot dog-eating, sunglass-wearing, boxers-sporting tub of lard will always have a Crisco-smeared place in our hearts.