23. Norton Mapes, F.E.A.R. (2005)

Good God—if there was a man in gaming more useless and slimy, the game's developers would've called him Donald Trump. A relied-upon henchman of antagonist Genevieve Aristide, Mapes is said to have been slapped with a sexual harassment suit by a co-worker. (Off-screen, thankfully, lest we have to endure the fattie's carnal disgustingness too.) He's also said—and, frankly, appears—to have one hell of an appetite, with Cheezee Pooz being his meal of choice. We really hope that's just developer spoofing Cheeze Its and not some kind of taint-flavored snack.

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