4. Earthquake, WWF WrestleFest (1991)

Nothing's more embarrassing than having an obese man give you a thumbs down and then sit on your face, which is why Earthquake's finishing move, the Earthquake Splash, was pretty much the end of your arcade session at the WWF WrestleFest cabinet. Heck, if Sony wants to show some humility in lieu of apologizing for their recent hackathon, they should just hire John Tenta to give their management a round of sitdown splashes. We'll take it!