11. Fat Joe, Def Jam: Fight for NY (2004)

Joey Crack—or just "Crack," as he's known in the game—is one of the more memorable characters, turning on his crew of rough riders for a rival group. While we're talking about the game, though, we have to ask, because this has been plaguing us for years: why the hell did Henry Rollins run the gym? Shouldn't that have been LL Cool J?