4. NES

Pros: Despite the thrashing you gave this thing when you were a raging pre-pubescent wanker, you can still pick it up today and play without a hitch. The everlasting precision belies the fact that you tried to kill it by dragging it around the house in a tug-of-war match with your dog. And special shout-out to the indestructible NES Advantage, which terrorists are probably using today to deflect bunker buster missiles just by holding them up and blocking incoming ordinance.
Cons: None. Well, maybe it was a bit too rectangular shaped. But it was the ’80s—even people were square shaped back then.