7. King of All Cosmos

Game:: Katamari Damacy series
We’re just going to put it out there: The King of All Cosmos is the post-millennial, sexually liberated interpretation of God. Think about it. His berating and fickle temperament is rooted squarely in the New Testament—He sends his one and only son (The Prince) to Earth and makes him push a giant boulder around. And his kingdom’s borders are only limited to THE ENTIRE COSMOS. If that doesn’t sound familiar to you, then you shouldn’t have been sleeping during Sunday school. Heathen.