2. Jesus

Game:: Left Behind: Eternal Forces (2006)
Why are we ranking Jesus second? Because He should have come on down and held a holy press conference denouncing this game when it launched. After all, violence was an option in this weird-ass RTS. Not very Christ-like, Christians! Of course, he also should have stepped in and denounced some of the religious and racial stereotypes that were portrayed, none of which vibe with His holy steez...at least according to The Bible. That's still what you're using, right? Not Glenn Beck?