4. GABRIEL CANNON

Brother of: Nick Cannon

Talk about bad timing. Though Nick Cannon and wife Mariah are gearing up to welcome their forthcoming (and destined-to-be-irritating) spawn into the world, it’s unlikely his younger brother will be partaking in the celebration festivities. According to the LAPD, Gabriel was taken into custody after an attempt to steal video equipment and jewelry from a group of individuals in Studio City last month.

Come on, man! We’re sure Nick’s Wild 'N Out money runs long; he probably would’ve bought you a camera if you asked. Come to think of it, maybe Nick and Mariah bonded over their mutually screwed up siblings (we’ll get to Mimi’s in a bit).