22. XXX: STATE OF THE UNION (2005)

Starring: Ice Cube and Xzibit
Why it sucks: Ice Cube is a man of many gifts. He’s a great rapper, a charismatic actor, and a prime example of how MCs can infiltrate mainstream America’s family circus without losing any street cred. What he’s not, however, is an action hero, a sad truth proven in XXX: State Of The Union.

Following up Vin Diesel’s successful XXX, Cube’s ridiculous attempt to pull a Bruce Willis made us actually miss Vin Diesel, and that’s no easy feat. For starters, AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted looks nothing like an action star; with his chubby physique, Cube’s XXX is someone who’d need an oxygen tank after dodging explosions and fighting bad guys in real life. It’s never a good thing to watch an action movie and think, “Dude needs a personal trainer.”