10. THE WASH (2001)
Starring: Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Xzibit, Bad Azz, Daz Dillinger, and Eminem
Why it sucks: Dr. Dre hasn’t released a new album since 1999, an extended down period that has spurred tons of anticipation and speculation about his enigmatic Detox LP. Adding to his largely invisible decade, Dre’s last movie role was way back in 2001, when he tried being Cheech to Snoop Dogg’s Chong in The Wash. Unlike Detox, though, no one in their right mind is waiting on the Aftermath Records CEO’s next movie.
A comedy without any funny parts, The Wash takes a gang of talented rap artists (Dre, Snoop, Eminem, Kurupt) and renders them all uncharismatic, intolerable, and, worst of all, often boring. The movie’s only redeeming factor was its soundtrack, which included the winning jam “Bad Intentions,” by Knoc-turn’al and Dre himself. Thus proving that Andre Young should just stick to his day job.