2. MP DA LAST DON (1998)

Starring: Master P, Silkk The Shocker, Mia X, C-Murder, and Snoop Dogg
Why it sucks: If we didn’t know any better, we’d think that MP Da Last Don was Master P’s very own Airplane, with its spoof target being mobster movies. Yet, this altogether terrible flick takes itself quite seriously, and for that it’s downright hilarious.

The plot alone is priceless: Master P plays the son of a mafia boss, named Don Corleone, who takes over the family business. Somebody has clearly seen The Godfather, eh? MP Da Last Don is such a Mario Puzo ripoff that P’s entire movie family is comprised of all white Italians, because, hey, that’s how Michael Corleone’s brood was in The Godfather, right? At times, it even sounds like P is speaking in a bootleg Cuban accent. It wouldn’t be right to not let Tony Montana in on the cinematic thievery, too.