5. LEPRECHAUN: BACK 2 THA HOOD (2003)

Starring: Sticky Fingaz
Why it sucks: Are we to assume that the killer leprechaun hails from Compton, not Ireland? Why else would he go “back 2 tha hood”? The most important question, though, is who gives a shit?

Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood is one of those movies that provides hearty laughs when spotted on video store shelves but should never be rented. Unfortunately, we once whipped out our Blockbuster card to witness it for ourselves, and it’s atrocious. If you’re the type who thinks a wrinkly faced leprechaun smoking out of a bong is hilarious, then this is the movie for you. And you deserve all of the minor brain damage that comes from Sticky Fingaz’s “acting” and gore gags of Party City makeup traits.

Impressively, though, the screenwriter avoided the line, “I wants me bling!” Instead, Lep says, “What’s up, ninjas?” At least he’s politically correct.