1. COOL AS ICE (1991)
Starring: Vanilla Ice
Why it sucks: It’s only right that Vanilla Ice’s performance in his ill-advised shot at movie stardom, Cool As Ice, failed in every way imaginable. After all, he’d already shown that both his rap skills and dance moves were horrid, so watching him drop lines like “Drop that zero and get with the hero” in this 1991 joke of a movie certifies Vanilla’s triple threat (to audiences’ well-being) status. And, just as a reminder of his all-around corniness, Ice performs not one but five original songs in the movie.
At the time of its release, Cool As Ice was molested by critics and ignored by moviegoers; today, it’s a comedy masterpiece for all of the wrong reasons.