While the prospect of being terrorized by a living pile of radioactive excrement is unsettling enough, the real horror in Monsturd comes from a glimpse at the cheap costume.

Looking like the sub-par art project of an underachieving grammar school student, Monsturd is a brown painted, papier-mâché monstrosity. If you’re gonna do shit, do it right!

Besides the awful costume, there are also the logistical problems of being chased by a living pile of shit: You would be able to smell him coming a mile away!