You never really want to believe anything that comes out of Charlie Sheen's mouth, so take this with a grain of salt. According to the winning former star/current train wreck, CBS is talking with him about a return to Two and a Half Men.

"There've been discussions," Sheen said at his tour stop in Boston on Tuesday night. "I was asked not to divulge anything," Still, Sheen allows that there is an 85 percent chance of him returning to the hit series in the fall.

No doubt that's what Sheen wants—after all, he may be crazy, but he's not totally stupid, and his career needs Two and a Half Men—but is that what Chuck Lorre and CBS want? Likely not, but if this comes down to the bottom line, it's hard to imagine Sheen not appearing on Two and a Half Men in the fall. Winning?

[via USA Today]