The first Jurassic Park is a minor masterpiece, an infinitely rewatchable rollick through '90s CGI and eviscerated lawyers, frightened children and so much Jeff Goldblum weirdness. It's also endlessly quotable. We do it around the office all the time.
For example, instead of saying, "Hey, turn down your music," we often sub in "Quiet, all of you! They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock." We regularly chomp the ass-end of a cigarette while writing, muttering things like "Access: main securities." Best of all, sometimes one of us will spin someone around in their chair while they're finishing up a post on Lil B and then scream in that person's face "You're so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should!"
If this behavior doesn't strike you as aberrant, please attend tomorrow's screening of all three Jurassic Park films.
Jurassic Park Film Festival
Saturday, April 23
5 p.m.
Egyptian Theatre
6712 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles
Tickets $7-$11
