Anderson Cooper is a haaaaaater.
Last night on Anderson Cooper 360, during The RidicuList segment, the sliver-haired commentator spent four minutes ripping apart our little Guido princess, Snooki, calling her an "impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine." Whoa.
Apparently what set Cooper off was the fact that Snooki and her six roommates will be making a $100k an episode to smush their way around Italy next season.
He also ripped into anybody who'd voluntarily pay to see her talk, included Rutgers, the New Jersey-located university that will pay her $32,000 to speak⎯two thousand less than what they're giving Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison.
With that being said: A Shore Thing >>> Beloved, though.
[via Pop Eater]
