This rescue mission in Hobbe Cave has the usual annoying escort trappings: the kid’s AI has the self-preservation instincts of an emo goth on Prozac, and he’s easily killed by the goblins. But the truly horriple part is the kid’s screeching voice that you have to endure as it pierces walls, outer space, and your eardrums. During this mission, our neighbor knocked on our door and told us that if we “didn’t stop waterboarding those rabid chipmunks” he’d call the cops on us, so we had to lock him in our closet until we finished the stupid mission. Luckily for him, it only took two rage-filled days.