Your job here is to escort Prophet. One major problem was that he sometimes seemed to RUN AWAY from the very fires that were giving him life and heat. But what really stamped our one-way ticket to Crazy Town was the fact that the %@% game would glitch out: The aliens trying to hentai-rape you with their tentacles sometimes wouldn’t die “properly” after you killed them, so the scripted events wouldn’t trigger and you’d be stuck. 

Restarting didn’t seem to help either. The whole stupid “will it run Crysis” meme was rendered irrelevant because not even God’s own PC—yes, He owns a PC, not a Mac—would be able to get past this. Bugs don’t care about your 5 million-GB graphics card.