18. ALI LARTER AS DARCY SEARS IN VARSITY BLUES (1999)Chicks like Darcy Sears are why nerds repeatedly try out for high school football and repeatedly get sent to the hospital after some behemoth sacks their puny ass. The perky blonde cheerleader of every man’s dreams, Ali Larter’s promiscuous character in the still enjoyable Varsity Blues has it all: beautiful looks, endless popularity, and the all-star quarterback on her arm. Once her beau gets sidelined, however, she’s quick to pounce upon the replacement QB (James Van Der Beek). How’s that for an audible?
Her seduction tactics go beyond dirty talk and alcoholic mistakes, though. In the movie’s classic scene, Darcy emerges from her kitchen wearing nothing but whipped cream on her privates, with cherries for nipples. The square that he is, Van Der Beek chooses not to lick—we’d expect nothing less from the star of Dawson’s Creek. Obviously we’d have opted for Plan C, as in “Cool Whip that ass.” And the best part: It’s low in calories!