22. JORDANA BREWSTER AS DELILAH PROFIT IN THE FACULTY (1998)By the time the alien parasites take over the high school in Robert Rodriguez’s The Faculty, Delilah Profit’s (Jordana Brewster) attitude is already out-of-this-world bitchy. In addition to running the student newspaper, Delilah dates the varsity quarterback under stipulations, chief of her prima donna rules being he can’t quit the football team. If he does (and he really wants to), she’ll drop him like a fumble. Romantic penalty!
Even worse, Delilah gets her jollies from taunting the socially awkward girl, Stokely (Clea DuVall), who secretly has a thing for her pigskin thrower of a boyfriend. The persecution is more mental than physical; Delilah, who thinks Stokely is a lesbian, fires all kinds of homophobic insults at her target.
All that being said, it’s not a surprise that Delilah is actually at her best when she’s under the parasite’s evil spell. Besides still looking immensely fine, possessed Delilah is also more apt to use her sexuality to get what she wants. Those parasitic aliens deserve some sort of medal for the improvements.