24. JOYCE HYSER AS TERRY GRIFFITH IN JUST ONE OF THE GUYS (1985)

Joyce Hyser’s naughtiness in the cross-dressing ’80s comedy Just One Of The Guys is twofold. On one end, she poses as a short-haired tool of a boy in order to write an investigative story for her school’s newspaper, fooling an entire rival high school in the process. Amongst other sexually confused hijinks, she pisses off a group of stereotypical bullies (led by perennial ’80s teen villain William Zabka) and fumbles her way through a blind date with the sexy Sherilyn Fenn. The latter scene ends without any hot girl-on-girl action, which is naughty for all the wrong reasons.

The other ill-advised side of Hyser’s testosterone makeover is much simpler to explain: The men’s clothing and K.D. Lang hairdo she sports as a dude stifle our chances to drool over her looking like she does in the above photo. When a girl is as hot as Hyser, it’s downright criminal to initiate a sex change. To quote the wise Jonah Hill in Superbad, “That’s like slapping God in the face for giving you a beautiful gift.”