3. ANNE HATHAWAY AND BIJOU PHILLIPS AS ALLISON AND EMILY IN HAVOC (2005)

Upper-class parents love to blame their delinquent kids’ unruliness on anything other than their own ill-equipped guidance. High up on the list of scapegoats is always rap music, a culture that’s more Lil B than Chuck D nowadays.

Well, a parents’ night of watching Havoc wouldn’t help matters much. Set in Los Angeles, the flick centers on two well-off chicks (Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips) who listen to hip-hop, think they’re hardcore, and unwisely immerse themselves into L.A.’s gangland. Though their actions are parents’ worst nightmares exhibited, Hathaway and Phillips naughtiness is just fine by us, especially when Hathaway fakes an orgasm while dry-humping a couch and showing a bit of areola. We’d be mortified if she was our daughter, but she’s not, so it’s all good in the hood, as well as the ’burbs.