21. RANDOM GIRLS WEARING BIKINIS IN DODGEBALL: A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY (2004)The first mistake made by Vince Vaughn and his boys in Dodgeball’s car wash scene is right there on that sign: “All Male!” You don’t have to obtain a Master’s degree in marketing to understand the stupidity in that tagline. Obviously it’s used for comedic effect here, but come on—the guys never stood a chance.
Vaughn’s crew of misfits could’ve offered three wishes and free beer with every wash and they still would’ve attracted no customers other than a truck-driving perv. Why the bikini-clad girls scrubbing down hoods and windshields are hosting an automotive cleansing session is irrelevant; just be happy that they’re doing so in the first place. Close-ups of derrieres. Boobies pressed against windows, covered in suds. And half-naked chicks giggling together, on the verge of hosing each other down mid-wash. They’d need sponges the size of Range Rovers to wipe away our dirty thoughts.