Thankfully, the motion capture technology used by director Robert Zemeckis for Beowulf was top-notch; if it looked like NES-level crap, Angelina Jolie’s naked, though nipple-free, performance as the monster Grendel’s water-demon mother would’ve most likely missed the sexual boat. As it is, the film’s impressive special effects make Grendel’s mother look exactly like Jolie, right down to the pouty lips and all-around gorgeousness.

The scene in which she tries to seduce Beowulf is probably the closest to get a full nudity shot of the actress any time soon, now that she’s gone all legit and change-the-world high and mighty. Oh, well—for the real thing, and not some computer-animated version, we’ll always have 1998’s Gia.