11. NEVER BELONGS TO ME (2005)

Part artsy and part exploitation, Never Belongs To Me is best classified as “weird.”

Check the premise: A woman gets raped by a tiger, and gives birth to a tiger-man who looks like Ron Pearlman and resides in a dumpster while preaching odd sexual philosophies. He (or it?) eventually reunites with his half-brother, Gun-tae, and they decide to pursue crime to bring happiness for their oppressed family. While doing so, they get entangled with a cyborg hooker and a psychotic doctor who inserts a penis gun on Gun-tae, which fires bullets instead of sperm.

Get all that? Now here’s the crazy part: This penis gun is only functional when he sees posters of ballet dancers, and Gun-tae goes backdoor on his enemy, and kills him by shooting bullets when he comes. Nothing else to say, man.