904 West Main St
Durham, N.C.

Your prototypical sports bar. Gruff locals, televisions everywhere, solid burgers, cheese fries with real cheese whiz, booze. Grab a spot on the patio if you're hankering for the great outdoors. The cheers might not be so loud out there, though.

1800 East Speedway Blvd
Tucson, Ariz.

For a truly memorable night at Dirtbag's, order the "Sicilian Whore." It's a drink. Well, a pitcher of shots with eight kinds of liquor. Their website recommends that you share it with a "close group of friends." On gameday, that means everyone in the bar.