During the GDC 2011 keynote speech Wednesday morning, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata announced that a May firmware update would bring a host of welcome improvements to the soon-to-be-released 3DS handheld, including a new eShop (which will port over any regular DS games already owned), access to free Internet hotspots, and Netflix Streaming. Now you can not only get a headache from playing 3D games on a console you keep in your pocket, you can get the complete 3D headache experience with movies too! Oh, and also? NEW SUPER MARIO GAME. We don't know what that tail is all about, but we're gonna guess Darkstalkers cosplay.