Not to sound like old geezers, but back in our day, we didn't have any stinkin' automatic dribbling in our basketball games. Today's high-gloss hoops games make dribbling an afterthought, but the arcade Double Dribble actually made it mandatory to button-mash your way around the court, with faster button presses controlling the speed of your players. Sure, it was a hassle, but it turned boys into men and men into that creepy guy on the train who stares at you while you're with your girl. Progress!