City: California (State)
Best Line: "I'd be safe and warm / If I was in L.A. / California dreamin' / On such a winter's day."
Brown leaves, gray skies—mention a little something about dirty snow banks and you've summed up an East Coast winter. The Mamas and the Papas skewered everything outside of the Golden State with their classic song. Diss tracks aren't just aimed at other rappers, you know. Sometimes you've gotta aim bigger, literally gunning for the sky.