Address: 209 New York Ave. NW
Located within the infamous Sursum Corda neighborhood (better known as “Da Borda”), Andy’s has perhaps the most extensive drink selection in carryout history. Sippy cups, juice, beer, cream soda, Gatorade, energy drinks, pretty much anything short of hard liquor. They also hand you your wings sandwiched lightly sauced between two loafs of white bread, which is the strangest packaging of wings ever. You may be greeted by a small line, but don’t fret; the extremely efficient cashiers take orders faster than Usain Bolt runs the 40. Oh, and make sure to etch something on the restaurant’s wood paneling on the wall before you dip. All the cool kids are doing it.