Movie: Bloodrayne (2006)
Likeness Factor: 46%
Complex Says: Did we see the movie? We did not. Does it matter? Not exactly. Do you know why? There are two reasons why. 1) Uwe Boll made it, so we know we did ourselves a favor; and 2) Kristanna Loken is so ridiculously, sapphically hot that even if she had a horrible red dye job and ill-fitting vinyl pants she'd make this list. Oh, that's exactly what happened? Yes, yes, we see that now.