8. Draw an unflattering picture.

Learned from: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Complex says: When it comes to attracting the ladies, artistic talents are no doubt instant eye-catchers. Draw an elegant and flattering portrait of a woman and she’ll hang it up in her crib, potentially by the bed she’ll then invite you into. But if your sketching abilities rival those of a five-year-old blind kid, find a different way to impress her. Otherwise, you could end up like Napoleon Dynamite and draft up a freakishly disturbing image, like the one above. Unless she’s Goth, or a fan of those old Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books, you won’t have a chance in hell.