7. She shamelessly flashes her goodies in public.

Learned from: Basic Instinct (1992)

Complex says: Theoretically, indecent exposure is a good thing, especially when women who look like Sharon Stone circa ‘92 are the ones showing off. But take a look at the track record of other ladies who’ve given impromptu peep shows: Britney Spears, Tila Tequila, Mischa Barton. All three of those gals are nuttier than a box of Snickers. At least none of them enjoy sharpening ice picks on guys’ skin like Stone’s Basic Instinct villainess, though. That’s phallic freakiness we hope to never encounter.