The thought of Gossip Girl hottie Leighton Meester obsessing over Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive”, Minka Kelly, plays right into one of our many celeb fantasies. Though, it plays out more like a Meester-me-Kelly sandwich in our mind, but that’s beside the point. In this weekend’s new cheap-thrill-giving flick The Roommate, Meester plays a gorgeous college student who becomes dangerously smitten by her new dorm partner (Kelly). What sounds tantalizing on paper is actually nuts; in one scene, Meester assaults one of Kelly’s ridiculously fine girlfriends in the shower and forcefully removes a piercing. On second thought, that is pretty hot! What can we say, we’re a bit obsessed ourselves when it comes to beautiful women. If you’re not blinded by the eye candy, though, The Roommate could be used as a fair warning for skirt-chasing men everywhere: Sometimes, the best looking ones are also the most batshit. In service mode, Complex looked back on film’s past mad women to assemble the 10 signs that she’s more crazy than sexy. You still can’t trust a big butt and a smile, fellas.