Complex says: First off, when selecting a family pet, make a beeline away from Fluffy and friends at the pet store and head for the dog section. Really, what can a kid do with a bunny, other than watch it eat carrots? We might not approve of pet rabbits, but we don’t want to see them boiled like ham, either. Glenn Close’s disturbed witch in Fatal Attraction attacks Michael Douglas where it hurts, scarring his child for life by making a full-bodied rabbit stew. What’s the lesson here? Get a dog, preferably one bigger than Thumper. Let’s see an insane chick try to sacrifice a Rottweiler to prove a point.