8. Because Brittany and Santana are the closest of friends.

It’s nowhere near as steamy as Black Swan’s Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman credible girl-on-girl action, but we’re talking teen-friendly network television here. Thus, we’ll take any girl-on-girl we can get, and last October’s controversial touch-feel-and-kiss session between horny cheerleaders Santana (Rivera) and Brittany (Heather Morris) bodied all other shows in the TiVo department. Who’s to say these two cuties won’t have a round two before season’s end? There’s only one way to find out, and, yup, that means watching Glee instead of clowning it.