1. SYDNEY POITIER, VANESSA FERLITO, AND JORDAN LADD AS JUNGLE JULIA, ARLENE, AND SHANNA IN DEATH PROOF (2007)
In Quentin Tarantino’s polarizing Death Proof, his penchant for overlong dialogue divided more than conquered, pissing some heads off with its somewhat pointless chats amongst girlfriends. To us, there’s nothing wrong with listening to Vanessa Ferlito, Sydney Poitier (yes, Sidney’s daughter), and Jordan Ladd shoot the shit, considering that they’re wearing miniscule shorts and stomach-exposing tees in the process. For bonus points, Tarantino even grants us an extended lap dance sequence with Ferlito on the director’s cut DVD, as well as close-ups of the girls’ respective feet (QT sure does love those tootsies). Unfortunately, this doomed threeway gets slaughtered by Stuntman Mike (Kurt Russell) in one of Tarantino’s sickest scenes, a deadly car crash shown from four different points of impact. You’ll be left wishing their seemingly endless ramblings would start up again.