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BEST SOUR FACE: GWYNETH PALTROW

Nobody does tight white bitch like Gwyneth. Seriously, you could suck on a lemon and still not match the pained unhappy look that registered on her face after she sang her Country Strong hit "Coming Home", which was nominated for Best Music (Original Song). To be fair, it does feature such depressing lyrics as "It's an altar, it's a shelter, one place you're always welcome...there ain't nothing but a blue sky now...I'm finally coming home." Maybe somebody should explain to her that it's not about a battered women's shelter?