BEST OPENLY GAY MOMENT: JAMES FRANCO

We're not sure how many homophobes are tuning in to such a liberal program as the Academy Awards, but any who did got a good dose of open homosexuality in their face. This award could go to The King's Speech producer Iain Canning, who shouted out his boyfriend during his Best Picture thank you's, or Lora Hirschberg, who lip-kissed her wife before accepting her Best Sound Mixing Oscar for Inception, but...yeah, we gotta give it to ever-ambiguous co-host James Franco, who, instead of delivering jokes, just came out in a pink dress with a blonde wig on. So...that's settled?