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BEST COMPLETE DISINTEREST: JOEL AND ETHAN COEN

We have no idea why, as the almighty Oprah Winfrey explained the importance of documentaries for illuminating the human condition, producers switched to the cam on True Grit directors Joel and Ethan Coen and kept it there as Joel scratched his ear and stared at the ground, but we're glad they did, because it's nice to know we're not the only ones bored by the empress. Unless, of course, she hid the keys to new Countaches under our seats.