Golden Moments: The Academy Awards Awards

The actual Oscar awards are pretty boring. We let you know who won for Best Creepy Old Man, Best Complete Disinterest, and more!

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OscarhereThe 83rd Annual Academy Awardsthe best moments of Oscar fuckery, a.k.a. the Academy Awards Awards.

BEST CREEPY OLD MAN: KIRK DOUGLAS

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BEST SOUR FACE: GWYNETH PALTROW

Country Strong

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BEST COMPLETE DISINTEREST: JOEL AND ETHAN COEN

True Grit

BEST POTTY MOUTH: MELISSA LEO

The Fighter

Best Openly Gay Moment

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