Some people genuinely care who wins an Oscar. Unless we're in an office pool, we are not among them (if you really need to know who won for Best Film Editing, you can see all the winners here). No, when we tuned in to The 83rd Annual Academy Awards last night, it was looking for fuckery, and, as always, Hollywood delivered, from awkward geriatric flirtation and f-bombs to sour faced song birds and disinterest caught on camera. Without further ado, because lord knows we already wasted enough of our lives sitting through bad presenter comedy and interminable acceptance speeches, we give you the best moments of Oscar fuckery, a.k.a. the Academy Awards Awards.