7. SALMA HAYEK AS ROXANNE CHASE-FEDER IN GROWN UPS (2010)
A schlubby clown like Sandler married to a sassy ten like Salma Hayek? That’s exactly the type of confounding matchup that leaves macho guys with hate in their blood and fellow schlubs reeling with inspiration. In the context of Grown Ups, the unlikely pairing makes perfect sense—Sandler plays a big-deal Hollywood agent, and lord knows how above-their-league those guys can reach. It’s a movie in which overweight Kevin James is married to the beyond-gorgeous Maria Bello, though, so suspension of disbelief is definitely required.