For those of you waiting for Charlie Sheen to go one day without appearing in the news, we apologize; the guy's unavoidable right now. Sheen appeared on The Dan Patrick Radio show on Monday and proceeded to blast his Two And A Half Men bosses.

"We're on forced hiatus," Sheen told Patrick. "They said, 'You get ready, we'll get ready.' I got ready, I went back, and nobody's there. I don't know what to tell you, Dan, nobody's there." Sheen said his voice was hoarse from yelling and banging on the studio door, not from excessive substance abuse.

Continued Sheen: "I don't know what to tell you, man. I'm here and I'm ready, they're not. Bring it." Indeed, Mr. Sheen. As for when filming on the hit CBS show will resume, Sheen quipped, with tangible snark, "I believe August of 2014." Or, in about two weeks, when Sheen was initially scheduled to return. One or the other.