8. Cooter Davenport, The Dukes of Hazard

When he wasn't fixing the General Lee at his garage (pronounced "GAR-age" below the Mason-Dixon Line), Cooter was busy saying things like this over the CB: ""Breaker, Breaker, I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' atcha." Complete with a greasy hat and sleeveless button down, Cooter could easily be one of Larry the Cable Guy's long lost cousins. Or brothers.