19. LOIS GRIFFIN, FAMILY GUY (1999-2002, 2005-PRESENT)

Fuck it, we’ll say it: Lois >>> Marge. It’s a new era and that raspy voiced pain-in-the-ass nag ain’t cutting it anymore. (And, NEWSFLASH: Her hair is fucking blue. She looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.) Lois on the other hand, has a crazy body, doesn’t bitch about shit, is cool enough to put up with Peter’s antics, and she actually looks normal. Again, for emphasis: Lois >>> Marge.

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