3. Don’t take any bathroom breaks.

Learned from: Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Complex says: An exorcist’s job is to release one’s demons, no doubt, but, in Scary Movie 2’s hilarious opening sequence, James Woods misinterprets that particular job requirement. Delaying the holy task at hand, his priest character prepares himself for slaying evil by visiting the toilet; naturally, the Wayans Brothers use the set-up to write a series of fart joke innuendos, made all the more funny coming out of a respected actor such as Woods’ mouth. But, still, an extended bathroom visit only prolongs the subject’s devil-issued misery. If Mother Natures screams, just stick to number one.