Age: 33

Now that we’ve finally gotten over the colossal disappointment known as NBC’s Heroes, we can criticize the show without wanting to ram our fists into television screens. Aside from our qualms with Ali Larter’s lack of skin-bearing moments, our biggest complaint about Heroes remains this: Why did the producers put so much investment into a one-note actor like Ventimiglia? Looking at his limp IMDB profile, we’re guessing that movie casting agents have asked themselves the same question. His exit-at-35 wouldn’t exactly crash the Internet’s busiest gossip blogs. Well, maybe a few Milo Ventimiglia fansites would hit code-red, but those haven’t been updated since Heroes was cancelled, anyway.